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Now we have Microsoft’s longest product name ever: Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate UPGRADE Limited Numbered Signature Edition.
The $259 product package includes a embossed signature from Bill Gates himself.  No, it’s not a signed product, but a “signature” product.  Mr. G’s paws haven’t touched the box; a machine embossed a facsimile of his signature onto it.
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If he didn’t exist, we’d have to make him up

How thoughtful. At least one of our state legislators would save us the trouble of traveling all the way to Saudi Arabia, by establishing religious police right here at home.
OK, maybe not exactly religious police. But this story from Julia C. Martinez’s Denver Post column yesterday suggests that idea might be just okey-dokey to one [...]

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